Chicken Cover Shampoo

The nose?

Of all the world’s nations, China is the leading cultivator of vegetables, with top productions in potato, onions, cabbage, lettuce, tomatoes and broccoli.

Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness.

While their products leave much to be desired, Acme delivery service is second to none;

I want to come with you to Alderaan.

There’s nothing for me here now.

It’s more like … suicide.